We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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