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(615): View more from Tennessee

my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me

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(303): View more from Colorado

these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup

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now he is talking to a potato

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(517): View more from Michigan

I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon

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(530): View more from California

i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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(615): View more from Tennessee

The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...

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