On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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