I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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