You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2