Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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