I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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