sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...