How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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