if i can run in heels then i can drive
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I currently don't understand fingers.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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