porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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