So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
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there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
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Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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