I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
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we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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