I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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