Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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