I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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