so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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