Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
