So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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