Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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