Can Purell be used as lube?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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