sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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