I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My vagina is very pro this idea
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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