I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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