But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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