how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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