that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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