ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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