How'd it feel making her break her religion?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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