physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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