Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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