I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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