So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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