its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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