I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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