butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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