In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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