Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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