I want to have your abortion
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Randomize