does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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