There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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