there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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