Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she told me i tasted like america
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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