she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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