Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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