Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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