I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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