Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Oh god it's open bar.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done