I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!