Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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