what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
