i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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