if i can run in heels then i can drive
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
