Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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